Monday, November 11, 2013

1- When Prophet Moses was once taking a bath in a river. he placed his clothes on a stone but stone caught his clothes and stone escaped away leaving Moses NAKED so that other people should see his nakedness [Bukhari].Bukhari must had been captured agaist the crime of spreading pornograpgy!

2- When "angel of death" came to Prophet Moses to take his life, Moses slapped angel so strongly that angel lost his one eye. [Bukhari]. So here Bukhari is telling you that Angels have phsical eyes like we have.

3- Prophet Abrahim did his own circumcision when he was of 80 year age [Bukhari]. See dictionary to know what is circumcision.

4- Prophet Abraham was a liar [Bukhari]. [AstaghfirAllah]. Was Bukhari a Muslim?

5- Abu Huraira said that Prophet said that when Adam was created by Allah, he was 60 yards (more than 180 feet) tall. [Bukhari]. Do you believe in this bull of Abu Huraira & Bukhari?

6- Said Abu Huraira that Prophet Said that When one person was sleeping on a OX, ox started to talk to that person that I am not for sleeping but for cultivation/agricultural work. Once a wolf snatched a sheep and shepard ran forward to rescue the sheep. Wolf talked to shepard and said OK I release her today but what about saturday (sabit) when you will not be there and I will snatch it again. According to this funny Abu Huraira; Abu Bakar and Umar were also there and they agreed on this truth. [Bukhari]. Do you believe in this fabricated childish story?

7- God loves those who commit sins. Who does not commit sin, God does not like him [Sahee Muslim] - {Publisher Zam Zam Company Lahore Pak.}--> (See these Bloody Zoroastrian imams)

8- Rats are one tribe of Jews [Bukhari] We want a debate between Bukhari and Darwin. LOL

9- Said Abu Huraira that Prophet said that If there were no Jews, meat was never going to decay/expire; if there was no EVE (mother of all humans), woman would had never betrayed his husband [Bukhari]

10- Said Abu Huraira that Cock and Donkey see Devil satan [Bukhari]

11- Sun every day arises from between two horns of Devil-Satan [Bukhari]. Bukhari deserve Noble prize of Physics for his this great finding!

12- From where people catch FEVER? They catch it when HELL boils [Bukhari] - Our Bloody Brain-blind Mullahs have been telling us from centuries that Persian Imams, authors of Hadith books were great scholars and saints!!!

13- Said Abu Huraira that Once One JIN came to disturb Prophet during prayers. Prophet over took him and bound with a piller so that people should had seen him but later Prophet changed his mind and freed him [Bukhari]. JIN is unseen creature like Ghost but not Ghost. We can say, JIN mean UNSEEN Creature.

14- If you do not pray, Satan urinates in your ears [Bukhari]. As we know, majority of Muslims do not pray that what called 5 [Non-Quranic] prayers daily. So we suggest them all to wash their both ears with disinfectant soap when they awake up to get rid off smelly urine of Satan. Do you think that Prophet has said this?

15- Yawning is from satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, satan will laugh at him. [His excellency Abu Huraira]

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